Dog Truths

Dog Truth #3: The less digestible something is, the better it tastes.

Dog Truth #4: Topping the list of dog delicacies are rocks, string, poop, and insects.

Dog Truth #5: On the first truly cool evening in October, around 11:00 p.m., when you are finally nice and warm and comfortable in your bed and just about to drift off to sleep, the dog will make a horrible hacking noise and cough up a ball of spiders, usually on the side of the bed next to the family member who is closest to being asleep and who has the hardest time getting back to sleep.

Dog Truth #6: If you explain to the dog that spiders are arachnids, not insects, the dog will stare at you blankly for a moment before regurgitating a cricket.